2009, Be nice to me!

Oh myy babyy, my new year, the ninth year of the 21st century!
What shalt thou bring for the poor soul these 365 days?
Bring me those cups of joy, oh bring them jugs of laughter and love,
Ahh! I'll wait for thee to arrive yet again, be nice to me!
Thy victim lies in the pools of uncertainty, the future seems bleak,
Tainted, 09, paint me a sun, won't you?
Grey areas dominate the picture, paint me a heart won't you, darling?
Oh can't you see what you're doing to me,
Like keeping the lover at a safe and unbearable distance!
2009, baby, baby, baby, be good to me,
I'll be lovely to you too!
Keep thy troubles locked in a cage at the beach,
Keep my future nice and clean,
I'll do what it takes, hard work and sweat,
My new year wish, honey just don't forget.
Keep the killers and murderers away from us happy souls,
Keep the bombs and the terrorists away from us happy souls,
Keep the war and the grenades away from us!
Ahh I pledge, dear, I'll make a change,
I'll drive with patience, I'll forgive,
I will love, 2009! Be nice to me!
I stand here, wooing you like an old, lost lover 09,
The things people do for love, humorous no?
But, I know that you will love me, if you give me a chance.
Let they parents be happy, let aging not happen to them young birds!
Let children read, be the new revolutionaries!
Bring the smiles back on the innocent faces of the sad little mice in the slums!
I will forgive, 09, I will love, be nice to me!
I pledge, i shall be thy harbinger of change,
I will try, try and try to be all things good,
I will try, try and try and eliminate all bad things,
I will try, try and try to make me sister smile!
I ask of you, silly favor, show some sympathy, no?
Be nice to me, 09!